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Post by Reactionary Rage on Nov 11, 2019 8:06:27 GMT
Mandatory minimum walking speed on pavements
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Post by tory on Nov 11, 2019 8:12:45 GMT
The internet to be switched off from sat morning to sunday at 2359.
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Post by DarknessFish on Nov 11, 2019 9:40:31 GMT
Anyone who takes longer than 20 seconds at a cash machine to be immolated.
Same applies to people who get to the end of the supermarket check-out, and don't have their card/money out ready to pay.
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Post by Crunchy Col on Nov 11, 2019 10:31:06 GMT
Same applies to people who get to the end of the supermarket check-out, and don't have their card/money out ready to pay. I will never EVER understand that. 'oooh how much? oooh I'll have a look in my purse' |
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Post by Reactionary Rage on Nov 11, 2019 10:40:15 GMT
What? £2.56? Just let me look in my purse….oooo, ahhh, *arsing about*
Is that the right change son? No, you’re 5p short. Oh! Hang on a minute *arsing about*
JUST DIE YOU OLD CUNT
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Post by DarknessFish on Nov 11, 2019 11:17:28 GMT
On a similar vein, the coupon warriors. "I cut this coupon out of the paper in 1986, it says I get 4 pence off a bottle of hand cream. Why's it not working?" "You haven't bought hand cream, and it's 2019." "Can you ask your manager to have a look?"
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Post by Crunchy Col on Nov 11, 2019 17:15:53 GMT
Andrea Leadsom under a steamroller
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2019 21:08:39 GMT
Anyone who takes longer than 20 seconds at a cash machine to be immolated. Same applies to people who get to the end of the supermarket check-out, and don't have their card/money out ready to pay. In college, we used to be able to use our dining hall card for the campus pub where they served pizza and sandwiches (and beer). In the evening, it was pretty crowded with a line for people getting food. There would invariably be a gaggle of three or four women who would get to the register and get asked for their order and they'd have to step back and look at the board with all the menu items and prices. They probably had 10-15 minutes to decide what they were going to order before they got to the person at the register. Used to drive me up a wall. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 6:53:16 GMT
all shopping aisles must be one-way
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 21:38:53 GMT
Use every bit of scrap land to grow vegetables. The community could eat for practically nothing.
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Post by quaco on Nov 19, 2019 4:03:03 GMT
Same applies to people who get to the end of the supermarket check-out, and don't have their card/money out ready to pay. I will never EVER understand that. 'oooh how much? oooh I'll have a look in my purse' Same as people who have been waiting for the traffic light, then when it goes green, they're not ready. DOUBLE ANNOYING when it's a long line and you have to wait through two lights. We are all wanting to move, right??!! |
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Post by DarknessFish on Nov 19, 2019 7:46:46 GMT
I dream of a world where when the lights go green, every car moves forward at once, rather than waiting for the car in front to move first. I think it will be a beautiful moment if it ever happens, and will show the power of faith and trust.
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