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Post by davey on Dec 19, 2023 20:11:42 GMT
An employee at Taco Bell is worried about cutting their fingers in the lettuce shredder, imagining serving bloody lettuce to customers.
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Post by Sneelock on Dec 19, 2023 23:38:25 GMT
Kyle in Marketing is now finishing up his presentation for the Red Lettuce-a-Rito which will soon be available for a limited time.
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Post by oh oooh on Dec 20, 2023 7:42:55 GMT
Paris Hilton is meeting a 'super fan' who paid $10000 for the experience and both their faces are aching from smiling but they both want to fart but can't.
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Post by adamcoan on Dec 20, 2023 7:55:42 GMT
In a Dacha outside Moscow, Putin has been up all night playing Risk with his A.I bestest friend.
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Post by adamcoan on Dec 20, 2023 8:04:03 GMT
Someone on the thirty second floor of a hotel is agonising over which floor the breakfast buffet is being served on. At the same time he ponders on how to handle the situation , should he get it terribly wrong.
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Post by adamcoan on Dec 20, 2023 8:10:26 GMT
A man incessantly moans about the music from the elevator speakers...... To Walter Becker
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Dec 20, 2023 12:24:04 GMT
Two rocks that have been the best of friends for several millennia are slowly being pulled apart by forces beyond their control. One of them isn’t taking it very well and is planning on expressing its sorrow by crushing the back half of a tourist bus.
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Post by fearlessfreap on Dec 20, 2023 13:05:28 GMT
A bird is perched over a newly washed car and is thinking, should I? Why not!
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Post by Sneelock on Dec 20, 2023 18:50:22 GMT
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Post by souphound on Dec 20, 2023 19:40:08 GMT
A butterfly just flapped its wings in Singapore. Expect some rain on Tuesday.
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Post by rayge on Dec 20, 2023 23:51:08 GMT
A butterfly just flapped its wings in Singapore. Expect some rain on Tuesday. This is England. I usually do. |
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Post by fange on Dec 21, 2023 2:50:52 GMT
Someone somwhere in Japan is about to buy used underwear from a vending machine.
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Post by riggers on Dec 21, 2023 20:15:31 GMT
Meanwhile in Barnsley, some Cannon and Ball memorabilia is going for silly money.
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Post by toomanyhatz on Dec 21, 2023 21:08:26 GMT
Somewhere in rural America, a bunch of former BCB members are gathering in a cave and plotting...something.
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Post by souphound on Dec 21, 2023 22:56:35 GMT
Somewhere in my kitchen is a meal that simply refuses to cook itself.  |
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