Post by Reactionary Rage on May 13, 2020 19:17:22 GMT
I've been arrested in Sydney with a mate after we stole a taxi cab (an unmarked police car was behind us and when we ditched it we were caught)
Got into a scrap with a transexual hooker and his mate on the streets of Hanoi (?). The pair escaped on a motorbike with me chasing after them in my flip flops (my feet were so sweaty I had to kick them off so I was running after them screaming like a lunatic barefoot and bug eyed)
What happened in Amsterdam and Bangkok most definitely stays in Amsterdam and Bangkok (suffice to say it was my first time with a black woman - fanny like a bucket..I'd been at the coke and viagra....one night I thought I'd purchased Ecstasy off some cunt in the street but it turned out to be viagra...I up at 5am with a stonking hard on instead....I tried to shag another lass but was so stoned I couldn't get it up)
I was chucked out of a hostel in NZ for vomiting all over the bathroom and getting my cock out in the dining room
I was the victim of some kind of confidence con trick where some cunts in India got me stoned as fuck on really strong hash over a period of a few days and took advantage
I have camped for a few days in the whitsunday islands with no food except a bag of rice after a giant lizard stole all my crisps
I have shat myself several times
I have done numerous epic bus journeys lasting 30+s plus. The first was from Sydney to Cairns and the last was from Darjeeling to kathmandu (one of the buses making the same journey a day or two after me plunged off a mountain cliff and killed everyone). One time in Laos I had too many valium and was farting out loud on a packed bunch without a care in the world (I also castigated the bus driver for playing his shit music so loud I forced him to turn it off to cheers from fellow passengers)
I've been involved in loads silly drug deals around the world (I can remember trying to buy weed off a hooker in Kings cross, Sydney. After I failed I ended up getting some poppers and me and my mate fucked off the two german lasses we were with and pissed off back to the hostel to sniff the poppers. I have no idea why).
I ended up in the middle of the brisbane suburbs with some lass who wasn't the most attractive I have to say but I thought she might chuck me out her flat if I didn't, er, do the biz so I took one for queen and country cos I had no idea where the fuck I was and had no cash.
Got into a scrap with a transexual hooker and his mate on the streets of Hanoi (?). The pair escaped on a motorbike with me chasing after them in my flip flops (my feet were so sweaty I had to kick them off so I was running after them screaming like a lunatic barefoot and bug eyed)
What happened in Amsterdam and Bangkok most definitely stays in Amsterdam and Bangkok (suffice to say it was my first time with a black woman - fanny like a bucket..I'd been at the coke and viagra....one night I thought I'd purchased Ecstasy off some cunt in the street but it turned out to be viagra...I up at 5am with a stonking hard on instead....I tried to shag another lass but was so stoned I couldn't get it up)
I was chucked out of a hostel in NZ for vomiting all over the bathroom and getting my cock out in the dining room
I was the victim of some kind of confidence con trick where some cunts in India got me stoned as fuck on really strong hash over a period of a few days and took advantage
I have camped for a few days in the whitsunday islands with no food except a bag of rice after a giant lizard stole all my crisps
I have shat myself several times
I have done numerous epic bus journeys lasting 30+s plus. The first was from Sydney to Cairns and the last was from Darjeeling to kathmandu (one of the buses making the same journey a day or two after me plunged off a mountain cliff and killed everyone). One time in Laos I had too many valium and was farting out loud on a packed bunch without a care in the world (I also castigated the bus driver for playing his shit music so loud I forced him to turn it off to cheers from fellow passengers)
I've been involved in loads silly drug deals around the world (I can remember trying to buy weed off a hooker in Kings cross, Sydney. After I failed I ended up getting some poppers and me and my mate fucked off the two german lasses we were with and pissed off back to the hostel to sniff the poppers. I have no idea why).
I ended up in the middle of the brisbane suburbs with some lass who wasn't the most attractive I have to say but I thought she might chuck me out her flat if I didn't, er, do the biz so I took one for queen and country cos I had no idea where the fuck I was and had no cash.
