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Post by tory on May 17, 2020 21:06:49 GMT
XTC - A bunch of nerds probably called Nigel who couldn't sing about girls to save their life
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Post by Crunchy Col on May 17, 2020 21:10:56 GMT
Whitesnake - fellas with tiny cocks saving up dole money to buy compensatory guitars with fancy headstocks
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Post by fonz on May 17, 2020 21:23:31 GMT
REM- miserable cunts
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Post by fonz on May 17, 2020 21:25:22 GMT
Too brief?
REM- miserable American Smiths wannabes, losing hair fast; cunts.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 0:52:16 GMT
Too brief? REM- miserable American Smiths wannabes, losing hair fast; cunts. Think Fonz has had a stroke.. |
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Post by sloopjohnc on May 19, 2020 17:06:53 GMT
Black Oak Arkansas - Guys you wouldn't want to sit in back of you at a concert, much less have to pay to see them play.
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Post by ~ / % ? * on May 19, 2020 18:41:02 GMT
Black Oak Arkansas - Guys you wouldn't want to sit in back of you at a concert, much less have to pay to see them play. Yet by look, Jim Dandy would have looked great with Van Halen; and by croaking weird voice would have added an extra element to the Sex Pistols or any US hardcore band (just riffing off another thread here). |
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Post by Crunchy Col on May 19, 2020 18:52:34 GMT
Travis - trainee Weegie window cleaners
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Post by Reactionary Rage on May 19, 2020 20:14:58 GMT
Limp Bizkit - Led by a bald man in a baseball cap called FRED who calls black people "homies" and greets everybody with a "yo!" and one of those funny handshake things.
Snow Patrol - If rock n roll was made by bank clerks from NOOOORN IRELAND
Motley Crue - Rapists who tortured animals as children
The Verve - From Wigan
Butthole Surfers - The kind of cunts who'd do a massive shit in your bog and not even have the decency to flush
Pussycat Dolls - The Spice Girls crossed with Brazzers
Hootie and the Blowfish - the kind of shit Googa wants to "reappraise"
LCD Soundsystem - middle aged man on mdma with a keyboard who thinks he's New Order for millenials
The Eagles - Oooo, coke, oooo COWBOYS
Creed - Crud
The Levellers - Faux revolutionary student union cunts who smell of smegma, beer breath and chlamydia
The 1975 - what kind of fucking name is that?
Fiona Apple - liberal arts college wank for millenials who cry over their apple macs in coffee shops somewhere in a suburb of Portland
Beach Boys - mummys boys led by a mentalist
The Clash - like the Levellers but with more GANGA
Eric Clapton - had the integrity and decency to reveal the blues for the boring shit it is so actually serve a purpose eventually
Janis Joplin - a voice like a ripped testacle and the face of a mid 19th century Russian peasant
Pavement - absolute fucking chancers
Rage Against The Machine - multi ethnic Levellers
Sonic Youth - absolute fucking chancers who managed to con a generation of gullible gen x wankers because they had a female bass player and approximately 4 semi-decent guitar riffs and one cool sleeve
Tom waits - stick your bohemian tramp schtick up your contrived arse you deeply silly man
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Post by Crunchy Col on May 19, 2020 20:43:12 GMT
Grateful Dead - ooo oh
Jefferson Airplane - oh
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Post by tory on May 19, 2020 20:45:29 GMT
Neil Young - croaky old fuck smells of wee (probably)
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Post by sloopjohnc on May 19, 2020 21:39:26 GMT
Black Oak Arkansas - Guys you wouldn't want to sit in back of you at a concert, much less have to pay to see them play. Yet by look, Jim Dandy would have looked great with Van Halen; and by croaking weird voice would have added an extra element to the Sex Pistols or any US hardcore band (just riffing off another thread here). Speak for yourself. |
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Post by sloopjohnc on May 19, 2020 21:39:49 GMT
Neil Young - croaky old fuck smells of wee (probably) Sawdust and wee. |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2020 7:34:35 GMT
Captain Beefheart- Care in the community type shouting gibberish over tuneless cacophony. OOOooo Avant garde
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Post by Crunchy Col on May 31, 2020 7:50:36 GMT
Small Faces - Cockney dwarfs escaped from circus
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