Sneelock
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Post by Sneelock on Sept 23, 2021 16:48:11 GMT
I don't know about you but I'm not cooking any recipes that I get from a toilet.
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Sept 23, 2021 16:53:24 GMT
You mean like one of these, where if you press both buttons at the same time it takes a screenshot?
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Sneelock
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Post by Sneelock on Sept 23, 2021 17:50:37 GMT
...of your butt?
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Post by ~ / % ? * on Sept 23, 2021 18:08:42 GMT
The bio testing is interesting, whether it moves beyond novelty will depend on price and usefulness.
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Post by sloopjohnc on Sept 23, 2021 18:23:46 GMT
I think it's probably a good idea, but as sort of a hypochrondriac, I'd be worried all the time about the toilet feeding my doc I snuck some Cheetos one night or had some french fries.
Fucking tattle tale toilet.
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Sneelock
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Post by Sneelock on Sept 23, 2021 19:24:14 GMT
it sounds reasonable. I've been saying for years "just because your toilet can be online - does that mean it should be?" I hate being robbed of what I thought was a splendid way of making a point.
seriously, where does it end? I don't FEEL like a Luddite but I think "smart toilet" is where I draw the line.
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Sept 23, 2021 19:26:34 GMT
"Yes officer, he flushed the drugs down me."
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Sept 23, 2021 19:28:33 GMT
It's all fun and health-monitoring goodness until the toilet's manufacturer decides you need to pay a subscription in order to flush your turds.
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Post by Sneelock on Sept 23, 2021 19:29:00 GMT
Colin Occupants sed:
your honor, I ask that the toilet's testimony be stricken from the record.
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Post by souphound on Sept 23, 2021 20:01:20 GMT
Colin Occupants sed:
your honor, I ask that the toilet's testimony be stricken wiped from the record. Fixed.
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Post by ~ / % ? * on Sept 23, 2021 20:06:12 GMT
It's all fun and health-monitoring goodness until the toilet's manufacturer decides you need to pay a subscription in order to flush your turds. Adobelet
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Post by sloopjohnc on Sept 23, 2021 21:16:42 GMT
It's all fun and health-monitoring goodness until the toilet's manufacturer decides you need to pay a subscription in order to flush your turds. Luckily, it's not pay-per-view.
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Sneelock
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Post by Sneelock on Sept 23, 2021 21:46:14 GMT
think of it! parole officers would be obsolete! they could just impound your stool analysis from Google!
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