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Post by oh oooh on Jan 9, 2024 15:46:29 GMT
Has anyone heard the story about a lad finding his mam had left a tray of tea and biscuits for him while he was knocking one out in his bedroom?
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Jan 9, 2024 15:58:16 GMT
So you finally found your diary?
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Post by Sneelock on Jan 9, 2024 17:21:58 GMT
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Post by tory on Jan 9, 2024 17:54:09 GMT
A new low
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Post by rayge on Jan 9, 2024 18:22:43 GMT
Has anyone heard the story about a lad finding his mam had left a tray of tea and biscuits for him while he was knocking one out in his bedroom? Been around for decades, that one, although with the added details that he was listening to music on headphones.
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Post by oh oooh on Jan 9, 2024 19:11:40 GMT
I THOUGHT so!
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Post by Sneelock on Jan 9, 2024 19:17:17 GMT
tea & biscuts & masturbation? how civilized!
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Post by fange on Jan 10, 2024 0:42:04 GMT
See, if that was me i would do the same thing, because...
A) I ain't carting the effing biscuits and tea all the way back to the kitchen, and B) The pleasure of knowing my son's mental anguish when he spots the tray and puts 2 + 2 together.
Life lesson there, son. (maybe it's good i just have girls)
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Post by fonz on Jan 10, 2024 11:46:23 GMT
See, if that was me i would do the same thing, because... A) I ain't carting the effing biscuits and tea all the way back to the kitchen, and B) The pleasure of knowing my son's mental anguish when he spots the tray and puts 2 + 2 together. Life lesson there, son. (maybe it's good i just have girls) Girls get up to mischief too
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Post by fange on Jan 11, 2024 2:07:58 GMT
Oh no doubt many do! But girls are, in my experience having an older sister growing up, being a hormonal teen boy, and then raising my own 2 girls, much smarter and more mature about this stuff quicker (ie. when, where, and locking the damn door).
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