Song lyrics that annoy the crap out of you

[DarknessFish]

In a pub in York, and Billy Ocean's When the Going Gets Tough just came on.

"Can I touch you? And do the things that lovers do."

Creepy as fuck.

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"Living is easy with eyes closed"

No it isn't.

[fearlessfreap]

Making love to his tonic and gin
Man, what are you doing here
He’s talking with Davey who’s still in the Navy
Abracadabra I want to reach out and grab ya
I Wish that I could fly so very high just like a dragonfly
]It is my destiny to be the king of pain

[toomanyhatz]

Paul defender that I am, I could never stomach "My love don't give me presents/I know that she's no peasant." I mean, I know he has worse, but that's allegedly before his standards slipped...

[Reasonable good Nick]

Most lyrics that Neil Young and Lou Reed have written.

[dipstick]

Lightning and the thunder
Thunder, feel the thunder
Repeated 1000x

This crap is everywhere. It will not go away. My wife played it for my kids when it was released and now it's in every store's music playlist. I cannot escape this trite garbage and it's making me crazy.

[Reasonable good Nick]

"Vicious
You hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby, you're so vicious

Vicious
You want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got is a guitar pick
Huh, baby, you're so vicious

When I watch you come
Baby, I just want to run far away
You're not the kind of person around I
Want to stay

When I see you walking down the street
I step on your hands and I mangle your feet
You're not the kind of person that I want to meet
Oh, baby, you're so vicious
You're just so vicious

Vicious
Hey, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby you're so vicious

Vicious
Hey, why don't you swallow razor blades
You must think that I'm some kind of gay blade
But baby, you're so vicious"

There are people (Lou Reed not least among them) who would have had you believe that the man who wrote this was a literary genius.