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Post by oh oooh on Jul 21, 2021 11:57:44 GMT
nightflight with overexcited geese 'I OPEN MY DOOR TO LOVE' Mike Yarwood seminar attended by eight people goat at large in Leicester shopping arcade 'O HELL' 5000V electric socket that looks like catflap man doings 'SHITE ON BOARD' arse sticker for office lass fence around custard cream receptionist aflame after insolent remark children's NEWS AT TEN bagatelle
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 12:07:36 GMT
bovril scented aftershave balm
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Post by tory on Jul 21, 2021 12:14:58 GMT
"PHLEGM!" T-shirt logo stapled onto frisbee
3 overdue peanuts
A mum anxious about her son's constant wanking
3 large boxes of green printer toner that no-one wants
Book of "what to say at dinner parties and during sex" called "Can you push my stool in"
Waterbottle shaped like the Burj-Al-Khalifa
Bored Llama on vacation
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 12:24:51 GMT
Coan's intensive History Of Bin Types Used In Whitehaven (1932 to 2018)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 12:38:54 GMT
3.3333334 mm of thread.
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Post by Reactionary Rage on Jul 21, 2021 13:11:06 GMT
Spitoon for duck Wayne Sleep’s punctured anus Out of touch beaver Hair lip of Austrian Dentures for mouse Rick Wakeman’s swollen foreskin Northern man trapped in telephone box Chin whiskers of teenage Fu Manchu Cats lips Extra large bottle of Paul McCartney shade ACME hair dye Nelson Mandela's Panini sticker collection from Mexico 86 Pair of glass eyes (not matching) Taxidermic bat holding umbrella
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Jul 21, 2021 13:23:30 GMT
ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream ice cream
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2021 14:34:18 GMT
NME issue 178 An apple pip The bottom right prong of a plug A page 3 clipping from the 80's A marathon bar A broken water gun An iguana
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Post by fonz on Jul 21, 2021 16:11:35 GMT
Hubcap for Vauxhall Chevette Prosthetic wanking claw Sachet of Paul Wellers’s scabs
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Post by oh oooh on Jul 22, 2021 21:42:52 GMT
man who keeps tilting his head back and saying 'ah beef' icicle farmer goose who betrayed secret of all Star Trek fanclub one 'Lard Colin' asp on roof boring secondary school teachers laughing at 'gonad', 'penis', 'jugs' in list written by ambient child
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Sneelock
god
you're gonna break another heart
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Post by Sneelock on Jul 22, 2021 22:09:20 GMT
flavored lint Harry the Orthodontist properly rotted cabbage Invisible musical Dildo Bangs
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Jul 22, 2021 22:54:39 GMT
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fange
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Listening to long jazz tracks
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Post by fange on Jul 22, 2021 23:50:21 GMT
3 blades of grass (Sir Walter) Red pen lid (Kilometrico) 250g Eucalyptus leaves (Snow gum) 1 dozen Giant Gippsland earthworm egg capsules (free range) Buttons (Civil War, Union Army, 17th Maine Infantry)
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toomanyhatz
god
I've met him/her. He/she's great!!
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Post by toomanyhatz on Jul 23, 2021 2:16:46 GMT
One woven partition, 7" high, made of licorice One "Joe Shlabotnik" model Louisville Slugger bat One "Carrot Top" model plastic bat One "Ozzy Osbourne" model live bat
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Jul 23, 2021 2:29:38 GMT
1 of the band the Scorpions, but, like, the arthropod version, you know what I mean?
A scoop to get the bits of toes that my teeth can’t reach.
2 boxes of dried perverted tuna flakes.
Some of those little things that get stuck in the floor and then disappear.
Okay so it’s a tool I know I’ve seen it online but so it’s got these like jaw things for...so like when you lose something between the sofa cushions this is the thing you use to get the cushions apart to get at whatever you lost down there. Do you have one of those?
I dunno? A couple of rakes?
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