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Post by DarknessFish on Jul 23, 2021 7:34:32 GMT
A prosaic camel
2 cans of regurgitated carbon
Saltwater ambulance straps
The experience of schadenfreude at altitude.
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Post by oh oooh on Jul 23, 2021 7:53:12 GMT
eight year old demanding degree in Fine Art 'right away'
absolute mess all over fire extinguisher
'CAR' aftershave
grapefruit in shape of fox
'LORD' Romanian tinned lion
ostrich running AIDS clinic
Bob Geldof statue in war zone
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Post by oh oooh on Jul 26, 2021 21:47:28 GMT
dancing ostrich puppet causing havoc at funeral
cream poured hugely over dog's head
dog found dead in Joan Collins' hair
slow old woman trying to understand young lass going on about beard
something covered in 'OLLY'
German child crying about 'Daddy G' (Goebbels)
'BRING TOYS' T-shirt on prostitute
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Sneelock
god
you're gonna break another heart
Posts: 8,549
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Post by Sneelock on Jul 27, 2021 23:32:41 GMT
okay, you want to get up on your high-horse about what a waste of time the "word association" thread is now? hmmmm?  |
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Post by tory on Jul 28, 2021 8:53:58 GMT
"My name is SPACKO" slogan smeared on bootcut jeans with tippex
Eastenders 1986-1989 on JVC VHS cassettes
Oil of Croydon
Bloke called Kevin whispering "Asda, Lidl, Aldi" clutching plastic bag at tram stop
3 Hooters
Ipswich
Vast
Trilogy of Annes
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Post by oh oooh on Sept 9, 2021 11:43:48 GMT
custard upstairs
'BOT' bum inhibitor
Teddy boy looking under bed for 'Buckaroo' game
friend with spare tyre caught on ear
dog deciding it's not worth it and going in different direction
short news report on fight
'LORD' tinned lion
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Post by bungo the mungo on Sept 9, 2021 11:54:57 GMT
a left breast on bare chest REPLICANT.
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Post by oh oooh on Aug 25, 2022 7:17:50 GMT
somebody saying 'ooh no' to a priest
'BAB' crisp fortifier
toy key of no use to anyone
man calling himself 'BINGO WIZARD' in Harrogate shopping centre
lemon so good all neighbours are called around to observe child looking at it
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Post by Markus on Aug 25, 2022 10:41:31 GMT
Ear hair dye.
Is your cat racist against ginger cats, a guide/workbook.
A newspaper from 1947
A raffle ticket to win a table tennis lesson with Duncan Goodhew.
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Post by oh oooh on Oct 2, 2023 9:09:20 GMT
cow and pheasant atop major mountain
tourist encouraging locusts to piss on taxi
fly flap
kid bullied over Cliff Richard golf bag
sex hen dance
Wardrobe! from Eamonn Holmes
dickhead always by sink
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Post by adamcoan on Oct 2, 2023 11:39:50 GMT
Italians rioting in streets, as tomatoes are re-classified to appease Greeks.
Newsreaders pubic ribbon causes uproar on morning show.
Chained badgers bring the A1 to a standstill , for the third day running.
Mountain remains in the same position, despite local fears.
London dockers strike over armadillo fears.
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Post by adamcoan on Oct 2, 2023 11:47:26 GMT
Unofficial heatwave causes chaos
Albatross attacks pensioner receiving CPR, for no apparent reason.
Penis dapping, officially classified as an epidemic .
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Post by tory on Oct 2, 2023 14:42:01 GMT
NOT A SHOPPING LIST
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Post by adamcoan on Oct 2, 2023 16:36:47 GMT
Fresh pig yolks
Self heating exploding custard
George Michael adjustable unisex chinstrap
Essence of rosehip edible nipple squeezers
Disposable perineum tweezers
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Post by adamcoan on Oct 2, 2023 16:44:08 GMT
Carton of mixed beetle droppings
Giant rice flavoured potato and pork aunt Fanny's
Almond flavoured re-usable family sized foot paste.
Presley Overgoor waxed balaclava.
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