what are your favourite EXCLAMATIONS?

[oh oooh]

'oh no!' is one we all do.

What about if you hurt yourself? 'OW OOOH'?

What about if a GORGEOUSE DAME enters the room? 'OH OOOH', is it?

What about reading a Markus post? 

Passing a test?

Missing a bus by 10 seconds?

After your friend farts?

After a good shite?

[Half Machine Lipschitz]

"Fucking hell!" works in all of those situations.

[fearlessfreap]

Jul 26, 2023 20:21:58 GMT oh oooh said:

What about if you hurt yourself? 'OW OOOH'?
fffuuuck!!!

What about if a GORGEOUSE DAME enters the room? 'OH OOOH', is it?
My jaw will hit the table, my tongue will roll out of my mouth and on to the floor, my eyes will pop out of my head, my bow tie will spin like a propeller, I will bang my fists on the table, howl like a wolf and repeatedly hit myself on top of my head with a mallet.

What about reading a Markus post? 
You know, he’s got a point!

Passing a test?
well, thank fuck for that

Missing a bus by 10 seconds?
Jesus fucking fuck!!!

After your friend farts?
Did somebody step on a duck?


After a good shite?
 I feel 50 pounds lighter!

[Reactionary Rage]

I like "Crikey!" these days.

[tory]

For Fuck's Sake is still my favourite. The alliteration and minor sibilance ending with that last harsh syllable makes it an exclamation of great value.

I usually mutter or mouth it under my breath when a student is arsing about.

[DarknessFish]

Jul 27, 2023 8:15:24 GMT Reactionary Rage said:

I like "Crikey!" these days.

I do use "Crikey!" and "Blimey!" a lot. I think I may be a character in The Beano.

[riggers]

"For fucks sake" is pretty standard for me.

I also insult myself quite a bit when I drop something or generally make a bollocks of something. i.e. "Oh you fucking dozy bastard.." etc .