Post by oh oooh on Jul 31, 2023 19:17:10 GMT
A large, slightly odorous woman slithers onto the stage. The front three rows throw up in unison.
'I FISHMAN', yells the item.
The fourth row now vomits.
'I NEED MAN', shrieks the article.
Half the audience leaves.
A foul, lake-like man now appears. He embraces the large woman and the other half of the audience eject. The only person left in the auditorium apart from the two actors is a man called 'BING'. He edges close to the stage but on smelling the large woman he emits a terrible shit.
'MY WORK IS DONE' she cries, and hails a taxi. Which miraculously appears inside the arena, bedecked in shit.
'I FISHMAN', yells the item.
The fourth row now vomits.
'I NEED MAN', shrieks the article.
Half the audience leaves.
A foul, lake-like man now appears. He embraces the large woman and the other half of the audience eject. The only person left in the auditorium apart from the two actors is a man called 'BING'. He edges close to the stage but on smelling the large woman he emits a terrible shit.
'MY WORK IS DONE' she cries, and hails a taxi. Which miraculously appears inside the arena, bedecked in shit.
