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Post by oh oooh on Dec 19, 2023 13:02:04 GMT
Somewhere, someone is frying a rat.
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Post by oh oooh on Dec 19, 2023 13:03:44 GMT
Someone somewhere is looking at a cat which is looking at a crap painting
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Post by rayge on Dec 19, 2023 13:20:46 GMT
Everyone, everywhere, is getting closer to death
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adamcoan
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Post by adamcoan on Dec 19, 2023 13:21:17 GMT
Someone, somewhere is calling the police about a neighbours barbecue while wearing an oven glove.
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Post by adamcoan on Dec 19, 2023 13:21:50 GMT
Everyone, everywhere, is getting closer to death Not if you seek salvation brother.
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Dec 19, 2023 16:36:50 GMT
Millions of potatoes are slowly growing eyes.
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Sneelock
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you're gonna break another heart
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Post by Sneelock on Dec 19, 2023 16:38:21 GMT
Cats are having kittens. Dogs are having puppies.
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Post by oh oooh on Dec 19, 2023 16:39:27 GMT
Someone in Dublin is laughing at a Duran Duran video while touching someone else's thigh
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Sneelock
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you're gonna break another heart
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Post by Sneelock on Dec 19, 2023 16:47:48 GMT
a wife is scolding her husband for furrowing his brow.
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Dec 19, 2023 16:59:47 GMT
A raccoon is tentatively biting the testicle of a sleeping, naked homeless man.
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Post by oh oooh on Dec 19, 2023 17:13:52 GMT
Someone in California has just christened their child 'Avocado'
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Post by riggers on Dec 19, 2023 18:21:20 GMT
The skin is slowly, irreversibly thickening on some custard.
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Dec 19, 2023 18:35:44 GMT
A terracotta roof tile is falling off of a building in Italy and will injure someone's Nonna or Nonno.
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Post by riggers on Dec 19, 2023 18:40:46 GMT
A snidey bloke has just pulled a fast one and is chuckling about it.
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I've met him/her. He/she's great!!
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Post by toomanyhatz on Dec 19, 2023 19:13:01 GMT
Meanwhile, in Duluth, MN, someone has silently farted in a crowded elevator. Sally suspects Steve, the young intern, but as no sound accompanied it, and Steve has not changed his expression, she is not certain enough to risk accusing him verbally.
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