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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2020 21:25:31 GMT
Americans know nothing of biscuits. Or chocolate Or beer. "Lite" beer? Fuck off. |
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Post by Mr. FOLLARD on Dec 11, 2020 21:32:23 GMT
You're just jealous of anyone who can handle anything that strong
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Post by The Red Heifer on Dec 11, 2020 21:36:37 GMT
"Lite" just means its lower in carbohydrates yeah? Which just increases the irony that its drank by fat American slobs.
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Post by fonz on Dec 11, 2020 23:08:58 GMT
I find Hobnobs annoying. It's their faux rusticness, right down to the fucking name. They've only been around for about 20 years and want to appear like they've been around for ages. Gimme a Digestive any day. The true King of biscuits. Yeah. HobNobs, especially the chocolate ones, are too sweet. They’re shit. They tried to usurp Homewheat as the de facto British chocolate biscuit. I would have no shame in clouding Homewheats on a cheeseboard. |
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Post by fonz on Dec 11, 2020 23:10:52 GMT
I like chocolate digestives, but a digestive with butter and a slice of cheddar demonstrates the inherent versatility of the plain version. Plus, chocolate on fingers means that they lose points. I see Toby pretty much agrees with me on the Homewheat/cheeseboard idea. this thread has wings! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2020 23:17:29 GMT
Digestives are boring unless used for cheese. What's the point of something like a rich tea biscuit?
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Post by fonz on Dec 11, 2020 23:18:55 GMT
it had better have some chocolate on there. do you have any idea how unappetizing the word "digestive" is to an American? it makes me think of enzymes!
 You call them 'Graham' tho' - what the FUCK is that all about? *stomps off absolutely fuming*Not even pronounced ‘graham’. I discovered that ‘Cinnamon Grahams’ (as was) were pronounced ‘Cinnamon Grams’, when a pal tried to describe how to make a ‘S’mores’. |
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Post by Mr. FOLLARD on Dec 11, 2020 23:20:07 GMT
Digestives are boring unless used for cheese. What's the point of something like a rich tea biscuit? EXACTLY |
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Post by ~ / % ? * on Dec 11, 2020 23:22:16 GMT
You call them 'Graham' tho' - what the FUCK is that all about? *stomps off absolutely fuming*Not even pronounced ‘graham’. I discovered that ‘Cinnamon Grahams’ (as was) were pronounced ‘Cinnamon Grams’, when a pal tried to describe how to make a ‘S’mores’. Was he still in diapers? |
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Post by fonz on Dec 11, 2020 23:28:03 GMT
Not even pronounced ‘graham’. I discovered that ‘Cinnamon Grahams’ (as was) were pronounced ‘Cinnamon Grams’, when a pal tried to describe how to make a ‘S’mores’. Was he still in diapers? He wasn’t even still in nappies. I actually made some s’mores, with graham crackers, and marshmallows, over an open fire. On Orcas Island. It was authentic! He taught me well. For a moment, I was in an American teen movie. |
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Post by ~ / % ? * on Dec 11, 2020 23:30:54 GMT
He wasn’t even still in nappies. I actually made some s’mores, with graham crackers, and marshmallows, over an open fire. On Orcas Island. It was authentic! He taught me well. For a moment, I was in an American teen movie. I'm getting the impression hacky sack was involved. |
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Post by fonz on Dec 11, 2020 23:35:03 GMT
He wasn’t even still in nappies. I actually made some s’mores, with graham crackers, and marshmallows, over an open fire. On Orcas Island. It was authentic! He taught me well. For a moment, I was in an American teen movie. I'm getting the impression hacky sack was involved. Ha! No, but we had some great (Ninkasi) ales, and muffins for breakfast.. I miss the PNW! |
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Post by Half Machine Lipschitz on Dec 12, 2020 3:06:00 GMT
Digestives are boring unless used for cheese. What's the point of something like a rich tea biscuit? EXACTLY Are Rich Tea biscuits similar to those Nice ones? They’re just baby cookies for adults. |
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Post by tory on Dec 12, 2020 7:56:03 GMT
I see G and Coan are currently clouding this thread with their stupid, cloying ideas about sweetness and biscuits.
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Post by Reactionary Rage on Dec 12, 2020 11:05:00 GMT
Choco Leibniz. Yeah, they're good but they are no plain chocolate digestive which is truly the King of Biscuits (mid tier? Really Queen?).
Rich tea are dunking biscuits. Not my thing.
Walkers shortbread is good and I LOVE shortbread but Deans was my favourite growing up and there are better shortbreads out there. Shortbread is top tier though. Chocolate oreos are actually pretty good and I don't care about trans fats or whatever....it's a biscuit, none of these things are good for me.
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