men who don't like football

[Half Machine Lipschitz]

Unless it's a painting of people playing golf.

[Inspector Norse]

Dogs playing golf, surely.

[Reactionary Rage]

Feb 12, 2019 14:12:31 GMT Half Machine Lipschitz said:

There isn't a painting in the world that's as beautiful as a great game of golf.

Isn't that a Trump quote?

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While I respect the skill involved, Golf is fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.

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Feb 12, 2019 13:25:37 GMT tory said:

And everyone in the whole world outside Argentina cheered when it happened...

There's that inclusivity crap again ... "the world mourned Princess Diana" .. 

You're talking about some football fans.

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Feb 12, 2019 14:21:53 GMT Inspector Norse said:

Dogs playing golf, surely.

Dogs playing golf I'd watch.

[pandascream]

Feb 12, 2019 14:35:41 GMT @msthang said:

Feb 12, 2019 14:21:53 GMT Inspector Norse said:

Dogs playing golf, surely.

Dogs playing golf I'd watch.

Using sticks to knock balls into holes? Fuck no.
Balls and sticks are for chasing and eating, holes are for sniffing and digging.
Typical bipedal fuck-up.

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Feb 12, 2019 13:55:32 GMT DarknessFish said:

Feb 12, 2019 13:48:40 GMT sloopjohnc said:

Any writer can subjectively write about their favorite sport and manipulate field dimensions, amount of players on a team, etc., and frame their argument to meet their passion.

Baseball has been written about the most poetically of any American sport and there are loads of books and stories on its particular beauty. But, a good writer could write the same about American football, basketball (where you can use your hands) and has been compared to a combination of jazz and dance. Heck, I could write the same thing about volleyball if I really wanted to. It's not about the sport, it's how convincing and good the writer is. That's part of the beauty of any team sport. The description of the sport and its participants in writing.

And as for basketball. That's just silly. Make the baskets higher, you tools.

Well, as I've jokingly written before, soccer demands no hand-eye coordination, so it's only half a sport, really.

I don't actually think that, but see what an obstinate tool can sound like?

[Inspector Norse]

Anyway here's some goals that illustrate my point. What other sport allows for so many varied ways of scoring - despite the fact that scoring is so much harder than in other sports? It's that strange contradiction that makes the difference.

[tory]

I was going to do a similar post and include both the Chris Brass and Ibrahimovic goals!

[oh oooh]

Good job you didn't - I don't think I could have handled the excitement!

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i consider snooker, chess, darts, golf etc games rather than sports.

i'm mad about football and boxing, enjoy test match cricket involving the England cricket team and appreciate a good tennis match and that's about it.

i'll put another spanner in the works and say that I loathe watching women's sport. i actually resent having women's football shoved down my throat by the likes of the bbc. of course, the PC brigade will accuse me of being a misogynist, but i find the skill level so inferior that it's impossible to draw any enjoyment from it. i'd rather be honest about it than patronising.

[Reactionary Rage]

Women's football is crap. I can't stand the paralympics either. Oh look, some cunt is 20m ahead of everybody else in a 30m race!

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[DarknessFish]

Feb 12, 2019 16:08:40 GMT sloopjohnc said:

Feb 12, 2019 13:55:32 GMT DarknessFish said:

And as for basketball. That's just silly. Make the baskets higher, you tools.

Well, as I've jokingly written before, soccer demands no hand-eye coordination, so it's only half a sport, really.

I don't actually think that, but see what an obstinate tool can sound like?

You've literally just pretended that goalkeepers don't exist.

Not to mention this:



and even this: