Sneelock
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Post by Sneelock on Nov 15, 2021 21:40:18 GMT
that's what Frank Zappa liked to call them. what do YOU like to call them? please check all that apply and add any other names as needed.
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Post by sloopjohnc on Nov 15, 2021 21:45:58 GMT
Funny story: My friend Al and I used to play basketball with this big, stoic guy named Terry. Terry was fundamentally a very sound basketball player and could really shoot from outside. He always wore this t-shirt that said, "I love guns," on it.
Al and I liked playing on Terry's team and Terry kinda liked playing with us, but he was so damn quiet.
One day, Al tried to talk to him and said, "I hear there's a gun show at the Cow Palace this weekend. You gonna go?"
Terry said, "Why would I want to go to a gun show?"
Al said, "Your shirt you always wear."
Terry said, "Guns means tits."
I'd never heard them called guns, but I wasn't going to argue with the guy.
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Post by sloopjohnc on Nov 15, 2021 21:46:46 GMT
I like yobbos as a word, but I usually just stick to tits.
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Post by Charlie O. on Nov 15, 2021 21:51:17 GMT
I like "tits" but it seems like the women I know (the ones I know well enough for the subject to come up) don't care for the term, generally preferring "boobs", so I humor them. I don't know why they don't like "tits", or why they do like "boobs" for that matter. I guess it doesn't matter to me that much, really.
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Post by tory on Nov 15, 2021 22:01:12 GMT
I have a vivid memory of being on holiday with the family of my best friend in France at the age of around 15. We were on a beach in Brittany and there were two young tanned women, sitting near us, probably around 18, and one of them had the most ludicrous pair of breasts I'd ever seen, with areolae the size of tea cup saucers. It was impossible not to keep looking to be honest as my mate, his younger brother and I were struggling not to gawp at them - there was something absolutely magnetic at this outrageous spectacle of womanly beauty in front of us. His dad, who is one of those "sees it as it is" types, said in a loud voice in Franglais - "QUELLE UNE PAIR DES HOOTERS" and since then it's always been hooters.
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Sneelock
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Post by Sneelock on Nov 15, 2021 22:07:45 GMT
I can’t believe I forgot hooters!
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toomanyhatz
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I've met him/her. He/she's great!!
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Post by toomanyhatz on Nov 15, 2021 22:13:14 GMT
I still say 'boobies' because I am 12.
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Post by Charlie O. on Nov 15, 2021 22:17:06 GMT
You forgot "bodacious ta-tas" too!
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Post by fonz on Nov 15, 2021 22:43:49 GMT
Cans
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Post by fonz on Nov 15, 2021 22:44:48 GMT
When in Spain:
Titonas (large) Tititas (small)
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toomanyhatz
god
I've met him/her. He/she's great!!
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Post by toomanyhatz on Nov 15, 2021 22:46:43 GMT
And bazongas!
(Can't find good vid for Bart getting his first 'look' - if anyone else can, please post!)
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Post by DarknessFish on Nov 15, 2021 23:07:28 GMT
Breasts, because I'm boring, I guess. Women do seem to always call them boobs, which seems quite a silly word to me. You hardly ever hear the term Bristols anymore.
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Post by DayoRemix on Nov 15, 2021 23:49:10 GMT
Gotta represent my community and say Chi Chis..
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Post by souphound on Nov 16, 2021 0:09:50 GMT
Boobs are best. teehee.
I seem to recall globes as well, but that's yawn inducing.
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Sneelock
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Post by Sneelock on Nov 16, 2021 0:18:31 GMT
Bristols? chi-chis? what have I been missing?
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